They say submit to the algorithm.
We weaponized it.

We weaponize the web, enslave dopamine, and craft chaos for clicks. You're already infected.

Illustration of a muscular man holding a Holy Bible with intense expression, surrounded by flames; designed in a bold comic style for Rage Click Co’s postmillennial marketing campaign.

ARE YOU READY TO BREAK THE INTERNET

Rage Click Co. is a full-throttle marketing agency for brands that don’t play nice — we specialize in edgy, high-impact campaigns designed to provoke, polarize, and perform. Whether you’re a bold brand with a niche audience, a grassroots conservative cause, an AstroTurf operation ready to stir the pot, or a crypto project looking to explode onto the scene, we craft digital strategies that weaponize outrage. Fueled by a passion for Reformed theology, Protestant disruption, bourbon, cigars, and nicotine pouches, we bring unapologetic Postmil energy to every campaign — claiming digital ground, triggering the opposition, and letting their tantrums drive your traffic. This is dominion by disruption.

🔥 Meme Warfare Ops™

Troll the timeline. Trigger the enemy. We craft custom meme campaigns that hijack the algorithm, stir the pot, and convert outrage into engagement. Your opponents will spread your content for free — out of spite.

📈 Rage-Funnel Architecture

Funnels that punch people in the face (digitally, of course). We build sales funnels designed to provoke gut reactions, polarize traffic, and convert clicks into cash. No fluff. No kumbaya. Just ROI.

🧠 Narrative Psy-Ops

Own the story before they even know it’s a story. We create polarizing brand narratives that tap into tribal identity, theological conviction, and cultural warfare — because if you’re not controlling the narrative, you’re losing.

💀 Cancel-Proof Branding

Edgy, bulletproof identity packages for brands that refuse to bow to the mob. Logos, voice, tone, and visual assets with enough backbone to outlast a Twitter mob meltdown.

🧨 Virality Engineering

We design digital stunts, fake controversies, and micro-scandals that bait the beast and skyrocket your reach. It’s not “clickbait” — it’s tactical outrage. Let them scream. Let your numbers soar.

🏴‍☠️ Crypto OPS

For memecoins, DeFi dApps, and token drops that demand way more than a half-baked whitelist and a dusty Discord, we unleash custom crypto tech—from automated liquidity engines and on-chain stability modules to precision growth bots and viral hype machines—to lock in price floors, ignite adoption, and fuel relentless chart climbs. Think cult-level community engagement, surgical execution, and chart-wrecking growth that leave everyone else scrambling.

📲 Content Syndication for the Optimistic Eschaton

Daily content feeds optimized for dopamine, dogma, and domination. Threads, reels, TikToks, Shorts, and carousels — engineered to offend soft evangelicals and boost your KPIs.

🎯 Enemy Mapping & Troll Targeting

We identify your natural haters, reverse-engineer their outrage triggers, and build campaigns that send them spiraling. Why? Because their tantrums become your traffic.